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chicken-dinosaurs:

mausspace:

methelorac:

theinturnet:

Diabetes here I come!

What the

god damn it

why must we play god

That’s not a chocolate bar, that’s a bloody chocolate brick

That’s Josh’s birthday cake this year.

(Source: theinturnetexplorer, via dead-girls-d0nt-cry)

Some real creepy shit, get your fix.

1. Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it?

2. Would you date an 18-year-old at the age you are now?

3. When’s the last time you were aggravated and happy at the same time?

4. Would you ever smile at a stranger?

5. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?

6. Have you heard a song that reminds you of someone today?

7. What exactly are you wearing right now?

8. How often do you listen to music?

9. Do you wear jeans or sweats more?

10. Do you think your life will change dramatically before 2015?

11. Are you a social or an antisocial person?

12. Have you ever kissed someone whose name begins with the letter ‘A’?

13. What about ‘R’?

14. Can you drive a stick shift?

15. Do you care if people talk badly about you?

16. Are you going out of town soon?

17. When was the last time you cried?

18. Have you ever told someone you loved them?

19. If you could change your eye color, would you?

20. Is there a boy who you would do absolutely everything for?

21. Name something you dislike about the day you’re having.

22. Is it cute when guys kiss you on your forehead?

23. Are you dating the last person you talked to?

24. What are you sitting on right now?

25. Does anyone regularly (other than family) tell you they love you?

26. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?

27. Who was the last person you talked to before you went to bed last night?

28. Do you get a lot of colds?

29. Where is the shirt you are wearing from?

30. Does anyone hate you?

31. Do you have any empty alcohol bottles hidden somewhere in your room?

32. Do you like watching scary movies?

33. Do you want your tongue pierced?

34. If you had to delete one year of your life completely, which would it be?

35. Did you have a dream last night?

36. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?

37. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?

38. Do you think someone has feelings for you?

39. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?

40. Did you have a good day yesterday?

41. Think back 2 months ago; were you in a relationship?

42. In the next 48 hours, will you hang out with a girl?

43. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?

44. What’s the best part about school?

45. Do you have any pictures on your Facebook?

46. Do you ever pass notes to your friends in school?

47. Do you replay things that have happened in your head?

48. Were you single over the last summer?

49. Is your life anything like it was two years ago?

50. What are you supposed to be doing right now?

51. Do you hate the last guy you had a conversation with?

52. Are you nice to everyone?

53. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?

54. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?

55. Are you good at hiding your feelings?

56. Do you think you like someone?

57. Have you kissed someone whose name starts with a ‘J’?

58. Do you prefer to be friends with girls or boys?

59. Has anyone of your friends ever seen you cry?

60. Do you hate anyone?

61. How’s your heart?

62. Is there something that happened in your past that you hate talking about?

63. Have you ever cried over a guy?

64. Who is probably talking a load of crap about you right now?

65. Are your toenails painted pink?

66. Will your next kiss be a mistake?

67. Girls love it when boyfriends cry; correct?

68. Have your pants ever fallen down in public?

69. Who was the last person you were on the phone with?

70. How do you look right now?

71. Do you have someone you can be your complete self around?

72. Can you commit to one person?

73. Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to?

74. Have you ever felt replaced?

75. Did you wake up cranky?

76. Are you a jealous person?

77. Are relationships ever worth it?

78. Anyone you’re giving up on?

79. Currently wanting to see anyone?

80. Name something you have to do tomorrow?

81. Last person you cried in front of?

82. Is there someone you will never forget?

83. Do you think the person you have feelings for is protective of you?

84. If the person you wish to be with were with you, what would you be doing right now?

85. Are you over your past?

86. Have you ever liked one of your best friends of the opposite sex?

87. Is there anyone you can tell EVERYTHING to?

88. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?

89. So, the last person you kissed just happens to arrive at your door at 3AM; do you let them in?

90. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?

91. Will you be in a relationship in 2 months?

92. Is there anyone you know with the name Michael?

93. Have you ever kissed a Matthew?

94. Were you in a relationship in January? How was it going?

95. Were you happy with the person you liked in March?

96. Don’t tell me lies, is the last person you texted attractive?

97. Who do you have texts from?

98. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?

99. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?

100. Who’s in your profile picture with you?

101. Ever kissed under fireworks?

102. Has anybody ever given you butterflies?

So back in high school my friends and I were given to making up code words for things we didn’t want our parents to overhear. Masturbation was ‘painting.’ This led to some very interesting conversations.

“Yeah, I was painting and my…paintbrush died, so then I had to, um… finger paint…”

deathpup:

shrexything:

babyferaligator:

oomshi:

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called disappointing ur mother

Ahaha. It is now a goal of mine to get all of these into common use. Except, you know, maybe not that last one.

(via smashingdevotchka)

Oh man, reaching the ‘room spinning around me just a bit’ stage of tired but I don’t want to sleep. How is this even possible? I got loads of sleep last night!

(( OOC ))

ask-nicelander-gene:

So I was reading through Cracked.com and I came upon this article, which talks about WiR at the end. While it wasn’t that great (it called Sugar Rush Candy Crush, for instance), it did have one gem:

image

Jesus, I read that article, meant to tell you about it, and still failed to connect that caption with your status.

They also ran one today about horror movie villains that briefly touched on Monsters Inc in an entry mostly about Freddy Krueger. XD

(via smashingdevotchka)

smashingdevotchka asked: 1, 5, 6, 11, 14, 19, 29, 56

WOO QUESTIONS! I never get this many. XD

1. Could you go the rest of your life without smoking a cigarette? Probably not. I could quit for the most part if I had to (though I’ve never had any desire to), but would probably make an exception for holidays. Primarily Bats Day, which yes, counts as a holiday. XD

5: Are you interested in anyone right now?
Not seriously. There are a few cuties around town and online.

6: What are you looking forward to in the next week? *Stares at calendar* Yep, not a goddamned thing. I’m looking forward to it being over so I can be headed north already. :)

11. Last three things you had to drink? Iced tea, coffee, and…other coffee. :P

14. Honestly, has anyone seen you in your underwear in the past 3 months? Not in a fun way. Josh and Nicole probably have.

19. Could you go for the rest of your life without drinking alcohol? I could. I rather enjoy alcohol sometimes, but it’s in no way a necessity.

29. What is the last thing you said out lot? Something about kittens. One of ‘our’ outside cats had a litter awhile back and I’ve only just seen them the past couple days. Adorable little fluffballs. :3

56. Do you own something from Hot Topic? About ten lipsticks, all years old and still the best lipstick ever. I dread to think what will happen when I run out, because I’m sure they’ve changed the formula by now. Also a couple tank tops, my zombie stitches choker, and probably some other assorted little stuff.

Okay, I’m off to face the day (I guess), leave me asks to come home to?

1: Could you go the rest of your life without smoking a cigarette?

2: Are you single/taken/heartbroken/confused?

3: What if I told you that you were pretty?

4: Ever been told “it’s not you, it’s me”?

5: Are you interested in anyone right now?

6: What are you looking forward to in the next week?

7: Do you want to be single?

8: Did you go out or stay in last night?

9: How late did you stay up last night?

10: Can you recall the last time you realized you liked someone a lot?

11: Last three things you had to drink?

12: Have you pretended to like someone?

13: Have you ever told somebody you loved them and not actually meant it?

14: Honestly, has anyone seen you in your underwear in the past 3 months?

15: Is it hard for you to get over someone?

16: Think back five months ago, were you single?

17: What were you doing at 12:30 this afternoon?

18: Hold hands with anyone this week?

19: Could you go for the rest of your life without drinking alcohol?

20: What would you name your future daughter?

21: Do you miss anyone?

22: Have you kissed three or more people in one night?

23: Did your last kiss take place in/on a bed?

24: Are you good at hiding your feelings?

25: Have you ever cried from being so mad?

26: Who did you last see in person?

27: Are you listening to music right now?

28: What is something you currently want right now?

29: What is the last thing you said out lot?

30: How is your heart lately?

31: Do you wear the hood on your hoodie?

32: Are you wearing socks?

33: What do people call you?

34: Will you talk to the person you like tonight?

35: Are there any stressful situations in your life?

36: Who did you last share a bed with?

37: Did you do something bad today?

38: When was the last time a member of the opposite sex hugged you?

39: Do you get stressed out easily?

40: Will you sing today?

41: Have you ever wanted to tell someone something but didn’t?

42: Who do you go to when you need to talk to someone?

43: Have you ever been taken to the emergency room in an ambulance?

44: What are you listening to right now?

45: What is wrong with you right now?

46: What is on your wrists right now?

47: Where did you get the shirt/sweatshirt you’re wearing?

48: What do you like better: hot chocolate or hot apple cider?

49: Do you make wishes at 11:11?

50: Are you a good artist?

51: Love really is a beautiful thing huh?

52: Do you miss the way things were six months ago?

53: Ever been on a golf cart?

54: Do you have trust issues?

55: Ever stayed up all night on the phone, with who?

56: Do you own something from Hot Topic?

57: Do you use chap stick?

58: Have you ever slapped someone in the face?

59: Do you have a little sister?

60: Have you ever been to New York?

61: Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it?

62: Have you hugged someone within the last week?

63: What were you doing at midnight last night?

64: Have you ever regretted kissing someone?

65: Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile?

66: Were your last three kisses from the same person?

67: Have you kissed anyone in the last five days?

68: Would you rather sleep with someone else or alone?

69: Will next Friday be a good one?

do this.

ask. c:

english-translation:

I will write about the following, leave one in my ask box.

Dear person I hate,
Dear person I like,
Dear ex boyfriend,
Dear ex girlfriend,
Dear ex bestfriend,
Dear bestfriend,
Dear *anyone*,
Dear Santa,
Dear mom,
Dear dad,
Dear future me,
Dear past me,
Dear person I’m jealous of,
Dear person I had a crush on,
Dear girlfriend,
Dear boyfriend,
Dear [insert URL here],

Ooh I like these.

(Source: wishtoconfess, via reblog-memes)

Yep, that’s my typical reaction.

Yep, that’s my typical reaction.

(via late-night-halloween)


Go, fright, scream!

DCA parade! Come down and see for yourself. XD

Go, fright, scream!

DCA parade! Come down and see for yourself. XD

(via smashingdevotchka)

smashingdevotchka:

I say, DAMNIT WHY CAN I NOT AFFORD TO GO SEE THIS ALREADY.

Partially because it’s not actually out for regular people until Friday. :P

Heh, figured there was something like that. I swear I first heard the 25th as a release date, then the 21st, then “…wait, it’s out already? Must be some sort of screening thing.”

Still. :P